i love walking on the beach with my girlfriend
until the LSD wears off and im just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park
my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"